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Ormonde Jayne Oud Liaisons and Patchouli d’Atlas

26th March 2026

Having worn and lived with my samples of Oud Liaisons and Patchouli d’Atlas, two of the four additions to the Ormonde Jayne Four Corners of the Earth collection (called ‘Four Corners of the Earth Reimagined‘), for about a week now, I can say two things. 

First, these perfumes are a significant departure – stylistically and compositionally – from the original collection.  Whereas the original collection employs a rather Western, or French, approach to mostly Eastern tropes (oud, tobacco, osmanthus), complete with a semi-classical structure and plenty of space and air between the molecules, this collection smells more narrowly Arabian in both idea and execution. 

 

Number two, these two perfumes demonstrate that it is possible to build the Giga-Chad of Gulf style perfumery without drowning them in the obnoxiously chemical heat signatures of most examples of this style.  In other words, you will smell potently and diffusively like the Crown Prince of the UAE, phone-flipping swagger included, but in an ultra-posh, refined manner.  These do not exist in the same universe, let alone shelf, as any of the Lataffas.   

 

Oud Liaisons is a thoroughly weird perfume.  It smells pungently of real oud oil right off the bat, with almost none of the other supposed topnotes (rose, lemon, pink pepper) showing up, except for an odd licorice note that smells more like a medicated boiled candy than the anisic gumminess of licorice rolls.  Though the opening is compacted and a bit overwhelming, in the air, it manages to create a scent trail of something softly rounded and suede-ish.  Up close and on the skin, though, it takes time to cycle through some less attractive phases that smell a little like ureic acid or dried honey soaking through the sawdust floor of an indoor riding ring.  It is horsey and acid in equal part. 

 

Close your eyes, though, and it no longer smells of pee and woodchip, but of those expensively peaty Scottish whiskeys, like Laphroaig.  The whole perfume, in fact,  is subject to the power of suggestion.  Once the cacophony of notes loosen a little, it begins to smell of clay, of horse blankets, and of old wood.  Later, a hint of candied rose petal emerges, and, unless I am hallucinating, even something one might think of as marshmallow fluff.  In the very late drydown, though, this candied accord evaporates entirely, revealing a latexy myrrh.  Inexplicably, though composed of individually ugly and brutalising notes,  Oud Liaisons manages to smell regal.  This is a successful expression of the idea of oud, rather than a faithful (and inevitably poor) copy of the raw material itself.   

 

 

Patchouli d’Atlas is possibly the strongest (and most masculine-presenting) perfume I have ever smelled that didn’t also raze my nose to the ground with brutish woody ambers.  Make no mistake, the woody amber are there in ample quantities, and it is by no means a comfortable wear for me, but this perfume appears – at least on the face of it – to derive its immense power not from its Ambroxinated underpinnings but from the combined forcefulness of the other notes, which in and of themselves all possess strong personalities. 

 

Among these non-shrinking violets, we have a rubbery saffraleine material that smells like Tom Ford’s Ombre Leather magnified to the nth power, tons of that woody-pap space filler that is cashmeran, finely milled cedar, and the nose-moisture-wicking qualities of Akigalawood, a bone-dry particle that extricates itself from the earthen, cocoa-dark mass of patchouli to become an airbone expression of leather.  The drydown is a sour, rich tobacco-like accord, with hints of Black Gemstone (SHL 777).  Tom Ford would totally release this as Cuir Marrocain if he managed to get his hands on this formula. 

 

The best way I can describe this perfume is to say that it is like Ganymede (by Marc-Antoine Barrois) if it moved out of the Parisian suburbs to Riyadh and started speaking fluent Arabic, or like Oud for Greatness (by Initio) if someone was willing to pay for a much better formula.  It is an iron fist inside a velvet glove.  Though I would rather push razors under my nails rather than wear something like this potent, I admire the Giga-Chad-ness of it all.  Someone just distilled GCC braggadocio into a scent without looking over their shoulder at the fake Middle Easternness of most of this genre.   

 

 

Source of Sample:  Ormonde Jayne PR kindly sent samples.

 

Cover Image:  Photo by Llana on Unsplash

 

 

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Drive-By Samplings 2: Dior Privée Bois Talisman, Amouage Lilac Love, Byredo Mixed Emotions, LV Rhapsody

20th May 2025

 

This is a series where I document my impressions of perfumes I get to try on my way through airports or blitzing through a capital city department store on a lunchbreak.  Low to zero stakes sampling, in other words.

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Viole Nere by Meo Fusciuni: A Review

18th March 2025

 

Viole Nere is difficult for me to describe because while I am used to iris perfumes that lean towards violet (Iris de Nuit, Moulin Rouge, Infusion d’Iris Absolue), I am less used to violet perfumes that behave like an iris rhizome – earthy, cold, buttery, leathery, slightly smoky – and yet are still completely and unmistakably a violet.  Each time I wear it, I come away with something slightly different.  Sometimes, the sharp, botanical stemminess of the green notes up front make me think of the opening of Iris 39 (Le Labo); other times, I get that bitty, mineralic frankincense powder that holds the violet notes aloft in Maria Candida Gentile’s Exultat

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Reviewing the Sana Jardin Sample Set

11th March 2025

 

Every now and then, someone very kindly buys me a coffee to thank me for writing, which never fails to astonish me (believe me, I am bloody grateful).  I decided in summer last year to put any money received through the Buy Me a Coffee button towards the purchase of sample sets.  I’ve been reviewing fragrances from some of those sets – the Meo Fusciuni one, Les Liquides Imaginaires – in dribs and drabs, but I think it might be more interesting for readers to be able to find all house reviews under one post, so going forward, I am going to try to review my sample sets in one go. 

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Drive-By Samplings 1: Amouage Guidance, Dior Privée New Look, and Le Labo Eucalyptus 20

6th March 2025

 

I’ve decided to start a series where I document my impressions of perfumes I get to try on my way through airports or blitzing through a capital city department store on a lunchbreak.  Low to zero stakes sampling, in other words, with the focus on quick first impressions rather than an in-depth exploration (though on occasion, I might be interested enough to order a sample or decant to acquaint myself more thoroughly).  Given that I regret 90% of my samples, I think it is useful to smell as broadly and as ‘shalllow-y’ as possible when I can.  

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My Favourite Fragrances: Numbers 26-50

27th February 2025

 

 

These are my favourite perfumes, numbers 26 through to 50.  The list may change slightly over the years to come, but given that the fragrances that I feel have come to define me are ones that have remained firm favourites of mine over almost twelve years of collecting (and curation), I don’t anticipate too much movement.

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My 50 Favourite Fragrances: Numbers 1-25

21st February 2025

 

 

These are my favourite perfumes.  The list may change slightly over the years to come, but given that the fragrances that I feel have come to define me are ones that have remained firm favourites of mine over almost twelve years of collecting (and curation), I don’t anticipate too much movement.   

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Brightness in Gloom: 6 Spirit-Lifting Perfumes

6th February 2025

 

I recently changed jobs, which requires two six-hour daily commutes per week, meaning I start off in the cold darkness and return under the same conditions at night.  Though I know that this too will pass – and there will be, eventually, light – it is difficult to keep my spirits from flagging.  What I need right now are perfumes that perform the same trick for me as natural light.  And these are six of the best.     

 

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Feminité du Bois by Serge Lutens: A Review

17th January 2025

 

Though I own Bois de Violette and the original Dolce Vita, I really only have eyes for Feminité du Bois.  I think this is because it is the only one that achieves a perfect balance between sparkle and gloom.  God, the opening never fails to rouse me. 

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Francesca Bianchi Encounters, Byzantine Amber, Unspoken Musk

14th January 2025

 

I’d taken myself off the Francesca Bianchi PR sample distribution list when I moved to Africa in 2023, but by coincidence, my husband discovered the brand all by himself while on a business trip to Montenegro.  There, in a small perfume shop on the main drag of Podgorica, he stumbled upon what he called ‘one of the best smells he had ever smelled’ but couldn’t remember which one it was, so he ordered the full set directly from Francesca Bianchi’s site.  All independently of me, of course, which is par for the course in my family.  

 

Anyway, he went through all 15 (more?) samples in the set and was sadly never able to ID the perfume he’d fallen in love with in Montenegro.  On the other hand, it allowed me to smell some Francesca Bianchi samples I hadn’t smelled before, hence this quickfire round of reviews.

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