Not sure what possessed me to buy Une Voix Noire – blind and at enormous cost direct from Paris during a period of my life where I wasn’t earning any income at all – given that I hate the bleu cheese pong of gardenia and can’t conceive of a scenario where a strawberry note wouldn’t ruin a perfume. Maybe I bought it expecting it to change my mind about both gardenia and strawberry. But I think it’s more likely I was sucked in by all that sexy Billie-Holiday-in-a-smoky-bar lore. I know myself.
In late 2024, I undertook the largest professional transition of my career, moving from the private sector to civil service, and spent the next twelve months struggling to feel even minimally competent again. It’s not lost on me that the perfumes I bought in that year fell into one of two categories, namely A. perfumes that broadcast a sort of clean, steely confidence in the office, and B. perfumes that soothed my nerves as surely as a down comforter or a plush toy. Cométe by Chanel is the rare bird that straddles both.
It has exactly the type of violet I wanted – soapy, chalky, and a very light hand with ye olde violet pastilles. The structure is streamlined compared to L’Heure Bleue, to which I’ve seen this compared. And, apart from an almondy thickness to the texture, it doesn’t really smell like most perfumey interpretations of cherry blossom I’ve smelled, which is good, because cherry blossom can smell a bit trite and girlish if not handled with rigour.
What really makes Cométe sing is its discipline. A self-sustaining spurt of ferrous aldehydes acts as the perfume’s whalebone corset, pulling the spray of stodgy florals together into a rigid zip. Everything that could be heavy now feels like thousands of soap particles exploded into space, drifting and fizzing silently around each other. What reads as soap to my nose could read as powder to others, of course, but I never get the impression of make-up, so this may even work as a dandified floral for men. I think the fact that the florals feel slightly chemical helps, adding an arch sensibility that almost approaches ‘man with a monocle’ levels.
Though strictly speaking Cométe is probably too strait-laced to perform the role of the fluffy blanket I needed, I moulded it to my needs by forcing it into uneasy company with my fluffy slippers and chenille robe and my seedy hotel room meals of shame (peanuts, crisps, gummy bears). And then I would pull it out again the next morning to armour up for the day ahead, like a three-piece suit fashioned entirely out of Laura Ashley print. I bought the jeroboam-sized bottle because, even though I now feel semi-competent again, perfumes that stiffen spines and soothe the soul in the same breath are few and far between.
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Chambre Noire by Olfactive Studio: A Review
28th September 2026Chambre Noire falls into the category of perfumes that most people, including myself, find a bit meh on the creativity or construction front but are nonetheless so enjoyable to wear that I have decided they deserve a place in my collection, reviews be damned. I just love wearing this perfume. Chambre Noire reaches absolutely no new heights, but its low-level hum of almost-greatness gives me something to turn over and look at every time I wear it.
Regrets, I have a few: Madagascar Le Baume Vanille by Parfum d’Empire
27th September 2026I bought this blind last December partially because I trust Marc-Antoine Corticchiato as much as my own mother, partially because I’d heard the comparisons to my beloved but by now unobtanium Vanille (by Mona di Orio), and partially because I was about to move to Iran, one of the driest countries in the world, and felt that I’d find the scent of booze comforting and nostalgic. I regret everything.
Madagascar Le Baume Vanille reminds me of Havana Vanille by L’Artisan Parfumeur, which promised me a booze-soaked bread pudding and delivered an experience akin to inhaling the fumes of a sour rag soaked with whiskey-flavoured E numbers. But worse, in Madagascar Le Baume Vanille, there is a strong and unpleasant aroma of melting plastic, like having left a plastic spoon on a gas burner or a power surge burning through the wiring behind a computer server.
This accord persists like a malign spirit, inducing a mild sense of unease in me. Something about it just smells wrong. It could be black pepper or toasted tobacco leaf or burnt banana peel, I don’t know, but it doesn’t present as organic to my nose, which is what makes it disturbing. It kind of smells like the metallic, sour-rich smell of booze sweat seeping through your pores the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Turns out that’s not something I miss much in Iran. Nothing cute about the scent of your liver working overtime.
Eventually it dries down to a familiar chord used in perfumes that try to capture the woody-spicy-pungent tones of a vanilla pod, by which I mean that raisin-tobacco-cacao axis, which smells really good in and of itself, because how could it not, yet is nothing new under the sun, especially if you own stuff like Vanille Havane (by Les Indemodables), Écrin Fumée (Serge Lutens) or Tobacco Vanille (Tom Ford) and so on and so forth. If there is a mirage of vanilla pod being summoned here, it’s lost on me and my peasant nose. So, not only did I buy a perfume that doesn’t fill a gap in my collection, but I also bought one whose burning latex topnotes make it a trial to wear in the first hour or two. Absolute genius, Claire.
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10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como: A Review
19th September 2026My particular type of crazy is that not only do I buy fragrances for a fantasy self that lives in a parallel universe but also in honour of a past self that actually existed, in some sort of weird attempt to capture, if not my youth, then a positive memory of who I was – always slightly improved, of course – in that timeline. A case in point is 10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como, which I bought to remind myself of the thinner and more confident Claire who lived in a city near Milan between 1997-1998 and was always hanging around the 10 Corso Como store and fashion outlets at the weekends.
I didn’t have much back then, but man did I have swagger. Apart from the Armani suit I picked up for 80,000 Lira (€80 in today’s money) and was slim enough to fit into exactly twice, the purchase I was most proud of was a squat glass frog I bought on sale from 10 Corso Como because it had a chip in the base. I suppose that, technically, it was a paperweight, but with no papers in my bare little room in a Bergamo garret (I may be exaggerating a little), it functioned purely as an objet d’art that elevated my existence by winking at me from my pile of books that also functioned as my bedside table.
Jesus, sorry, this review is beginning to sound like those stories on recipe blogs you’re forced to wade through to get to the recipe you Googled just to get the cooking time on a bone-in pork shoulder.
Anyway. 10 Corso Como smells like the 1990s to me, a sleek mishmash of wood, spices, vetiver, rose, and incense that smells like what you’d imagine a Calvin Klein model, a glossy magazine, or a concept hotel smelling like – minimalist, sort of clean-spicy, sweetish, and lots of air and space between the molecules.
I get a lot of that pickled lumbar that passed for sandalwood back then, making me think of a proto-Santal 33, a peppery-fizzy incense that feels less liturgical than it does sherbetty, and enough grassy sourness from the vetiver to hint at the exotic wood they were just beginning to market as ‘oud’. It smells grey and chic, like a finely cut bolt of mulberry silk. There is some relation to Black Cashmere, Wenge, Chaos and its ilk by Donna Karan, as well as to the pale, watery spiced rose of both Marni and Costes. Years later, Black by Puredistance would pick up pretty much the same thread.
In other words, pleasant but not unique, and certainly nothing so groundbreaking that I’d miss were it to go. I’m probably stuck with it, though, because my bottle came with a faulty sprayer, which means that applying it has become like accompanying an elderly male relative to the restroom and never knowing when the dribble will become a spurt.
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Fêtes Persanes by Parfums MDCI: A Review
16th September 2026Having chosen a career path that sees me moving country every four years or so, it is no longer feasible for me to own a large collection of fragrances. So, in advance of my next move, I’m on a mission to evaluate the perfumes in my collection to understand if they are essential or if I can let them go. I guess I’m finally getting around to fulfilling the premise of the ‘take one thing off’ in the blog’s name. Next up is Fêtes Persanes.
Having chosen a career path that sees me moving country every four years or so, it is no longer feasible for me to own a large collection of fragrances. So, in advance of my next move, I’m on a mission to evaluate the perfumes in my collection to understand if they are essential or if I can let them go. I guess I’m finally getting around to fulfilling the premise of the ‘take one thing off’ in the blog’s name. Anyway, first up is Gris Dior by Dior.
I enjoy Gris Dior more as a rosier, flintier reincarnation of the Bottega Veneta for Her suede than I do as a perfume in its own right, which is perhaps a little unfair and also doesn’t really explain why I felt the need to own both. The reason I do own Gris Dior is that I have the unfortunate, and ruinously expensive, habit of buying perfumes that feed into the idea of a fantasy me, and the version of fantasy me that Gris Dior panders to lives in an airy apartment in Bordeaux, retired, child-free, sometimes also husband-free, and with enough time and resources to visit art galleries and music recitals.
Indeed, half my collection can be blamed on my delusional belief that buying perfumes to suit the hundred or so other selves of my ID floating around out there is a perfectly sane way to scratch the itch of the road less travelled.
To be fair, Gris Dior does feel very French to me. But in a naturalised French citizen way rather than girls on Instagram with their fresh tan bleating on at you about the seven secrets to French Girl chic in a thick Lancashire accent. It is elegant without trying too hard. Despite a brief pop of a candied rose at the top, Gris Dior is a muted greyscale sketch of a rose-patchouli, all stretched out and sparse, almost see-through in its architraved elegance. French in a ‘I threw everything out except for this one linen shirt that is perfect in every way and yet I also don’t fetishize inanimate objects such as pieces of clothing so it’s not that deep’ way.
Gris Dior is shimmery in its minerality, its rose almost salty on the tongue. The patchouli suede drydown is all Bottega Veneta for Her, meaning dry, dusky and autumn-coded, slightly chypre-ish, but much airier in the Dior version. I reckon I could sell it without losing part of my soul. The Bordeaux version of me would survive.
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Contre-Jour by Frederic Malle Editions de Parfums: A Review
27th August 2026Man, this thing is so savoury and muscular. The arid, burnt-hay aspects of immortelle are really what are brought to the fore here, with none of the material’s usual maple syrup or curried wetness along for the ride. The opening is vegetal and green in a stock-cube kind of way that almost reads as a little oniony until a gorgeous Turkish rose moves in to pretty things up.
Well, I say pretty things up but that probably implies a dominant female energy that just isn’t here. What I really mean to say is that the rose hydrates and softens the throat-catchingly dry texture, adding a winey depth that is much needed beyond all that crisp sunny hay. Though the rose brings some pulp to the texture, and the end result is quite rich, I would call this a sinewy perfume rather than a jammy one. The coffee and sandalwood lend a bitterness I associated with toasted wood or spent coffee grounds – nothing gourmand about those notes at all. Everything here seems to pull in the same direction, and the result is a harmonious study in late-August copper, coffee, and burnt sienna colours.
I admire it and think it’s one of the most interesting fragrances I’ve smelled this year. However, I am not rushing out to buy it. For one, I think that two perfumes I already own, namely Afternoon of a Faun (État Libre d/Orange) and Santal Nabataea (Mona di Orio), come close to creating a similar effect – the first a pretty much note for note take on the rose-immortelle theme, the second a mirror of the rich coffee and sandalwood ‘desert-like’ effect I find in Contre-Jour. Even Beloved Woman by Amouage, another one I own and like, has a similarly musky-spicy rose-immortelle thing going on in the drydown. And, to be honest, if I were adding another arid immortelle to my collection, it would probably be Le Mat by Mendittorosa. All to say that my immortelle bases are well and truly covered, and that if you own any of the perfumes I’ve just mentioned, well, then yours probably are too.
The other thing that gives me pause is that sweaty, vegetal opening. I love immortelle for its range of nuances, from syrupy to spicy to hay and fenugreek tea and so on. But that the savoury ‘stock cube’ aspect is something I personally find difficult. It is as much a presence here in Contre-Jour as it is in Patchouli Luxe by Comme des Garcons, where the salt-and-pepper undertones of immortelle are accentuated by white pepper and a fenugreek-soy sauce accord that, while impressive, manages to turn my stomach a bit. However, if you don’t own any good immortelle perfumes, love savoury accords in perfumery, and are interested in the yin and yang balance of the traditionally masculine notes (hay, wood, spice) with more traditionally femme ones (rose, sandalwood), as interpreted by one of the best perfumers working today – Annick Ménardo – then Contre-Jour is probably a worthwhile investment.
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