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Regrets, I have a few: Une Voix Noire by Serge Lutens

8th October 2026

Not sure what possessed me to buy Une Voix Noire – blind and at enormous cost direct from Paris during a period of my life where I wasn’t earning any income at all – given that I hate the bleu cheese pong of gardenia and can’t conceive of a scenario where a strawberry note wouldn’t ruin a perfume. Maybe I bought it expecting it to change my mind about both gardenia and strawberry. But I think it’s more likely I was sucked in by all that sexy Billie-Holiday-in-a-smoky-bar lore. I know myself.

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Chambre Noire by Olfactive Studio: A Review

28th September 2026

Chambre Noire falls into the category of perfumes that most people, including myself, find a bit meh on the creativity or construction front but are nonetheless so enjoyable to wear that I have decided they deserve a place in my collection, reviews be damned. I just love wearing this perfume. Chambre Noire reaches absolutely no new heights, but its low-level hum of almost-greatness gives me something to turn over and look at every time I wear it.

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Regrets, I have a few: Madagascar Le Baume Vanille by Parfum d’Empire

27th September 2026

I bought this blind last December partially because I trust Marc-Antoine Corticchiato as much as my own mother, partially because I’d heard the comparisons to my beloved but by now unobtanium Vanille (by Mona di Orio), and partially because I was about to move to Iran, one of the driest countries in the world, and felt that I’d find the scent of booze comforting and nostalgic. I regret everything.

Madagascar Le Baume Vanille reminds me of Havana Vanille by L’Artisan Parfumeur, which promised me a booze-soaked bread pudding and delivered an experience akin to inhaling the fumes of a sour rag soaked with whiskey-flavoured E numbers. But worse, in Madagascar Le Baume Vanille, there is a strong and unpleasant aroma of melting plastic, like having left a plastic spoon on a gas burner or a power surge burning through the wiring behind a computer server.

This accord persists like a malign spirit, inducing a mild sense of unease in me. Something about it just smells wrong. It could be black pepper or toasted tobacco leaf or burnt banana peel, I don’t know, but it doesn’t present as organic to my nose, which is what makes it disturbing. It kind of smells like the metallic, sour-rich smell of booze sweat seeping through your pores the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Turns out that’s not something I miss much in Iran. Nothing cute about the scent of your liver working overtime.  

Eventually it dries down to a familiar chord used in perfumes that try to capture the woody-spicy-pungent tones of a vanilla pod, by which I mean that raisin-tobacco-cacao axis, which smells really good in and of itself, because how could it not, yet is nothing new under the sun, especially if you own stuff like Vanille Havane (by Les Indemodables), Écrin Fumée (Serge Lutens) or Tobacco Vanille (Tom Ford) and so on and so forth. If there is a mirage of vanilla pod being summoned here, it’s lost on me and my peasant nose. So, not only did I buy a perfume that doesn’t fill a gap in my collection, but I also bought one whose burning latex topnotes make it a trial to wear in the first hour or two. Absolute genius, Claire.

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Regrets, I have a few: Sacrebleu by Nicolai Parfumeur Createur

24th September 2026

I own this solely because of the description in the Guide – raspberry something something, the bluish glow of lights beneath a train something something L’Heure Bleue. I thought it would devastate me. I wanted to be wrung out by this perfume.

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Regrets, I have a few: Báinín by Cloon Keen Atelier

23rd September 2026

As I wade through my over-stuffed collection, several fragrances are immediate candidates for the chopping block. And because it is perhaps the most recent example, Báinín by Cloon Keen Atelier is the first to jump to mind.

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10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como: A Review

19th September 2026

My particular type of crazy is that not only do I buy fragrances for a fantasy self that lives in a parallel universe but also in honour of a past self that actually existed, in some sort of weird attempt to capture, if not my youth, then a positive memory of who I was – always slightly improved, of course – in that timeline. A case in point is 10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como, which I bought to remind myself of the thinner and more confident Claire who lived in a city near Milan between 1997-1998 and was always hanging around the 10 Corso Como store and fashion outlets at the weekends.

I didn’t have much back then, but man did I have swagger. Apart from the Armani suit I picked up for 80,000 Lira (€80 in today’s money) and was slim enough to fit into exactly twice, the purchase I was most proud of was a squat glass frog I bought on sale from 10 Corso Como because it had a chip in the base. I suppose that, technically, it was a paperweight, but with no papers in my bare little room in a Bergamo garret (I may be exaggerating a little), it functioned purely as an objet d’art that elevated my existence by winking at me from my pile of books that also functioned as my bedside table.

Jesus, sorry, this review is beginning to sound like those stories on recipe blogs you’re forced to wade through to get to the recipe you Googled just to get the cooking time on a bone-in pork shoulder.

Anyway. 10 Corso Como smells like the 1990s to me, a sleek mishmash of wood, spices, vetiver, rose, and incense that smells like what you’d imagine a Calvin Klein model, a glossy magazine, or a concept hotel smelling like – minimalist, sort of clean-spicy, sweetish, and lots of air and space between the molecules.

I get a lot of that pickled lumbar that passed for sandalwood back then, making me think of a proto-Santal 33, a peppery-fizzy incense that feels less liturgical than it does sherbetty, and enough grassy sourness from the vetiver to hint at the exotic wood they were just beginning to market as ‘oud’. It smells grey and chic, like a finely cut bolt of mulberry silk. There is some relation to Black Cashmere, Wenge, Chaos and its ilk by Donna Karan, as well as to the pale, watery spiced rose of both Marni and Costes. Years later, Black by Puredistance would pick up pretty much the same thread.

In other words, pleasant but not unique, and certainly nothing so groundbreaking that I’d miss were it to go. I’m probably stuck with it, though, because my bottle came with a faulty sprayer, which means that applying it has become like accompanying an elderly male relative to the restroom and never knowing when the dribble will become a spurt.

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Fêtes Persanes by Parfums MDCI: A Review

16th September 2026

Having chosen a career path that sees me moving country every four years or so, it is no longer feasible for me to own a large collection of fragrances. So, in advance of my next move, I’m on a mission to evaluate the perfumes in my collection to understand if they are essential or if I can let them go. I guess I’m finally getting around to fulfilling the premise of the ‘take one thing off’ in the blog’s name. Next up is Fêtes Persanes.

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Contre-Jour by Frederic Malle Editions de Parfums: A Review

27th August 2026

Man, this thing is so savoury and muscular. The arid, burnt-hay aspects of immortelle are really what are brought to the fore here, with none of the material’s usual maple syrup or curried wetness along for the ride. The opening is vegetal and green in a stock-cube kind of way that almost reads as a little oniony until a gorgeous Turkish rose moves in to pretty things up.

Well, I say pretty things up but that probably implies a dominant female energy that just isn’t here. What I really mean to say is that the rose hydrates and softens the throat-catchingly dry texture, adding a winey depth that is much needed beyond all that crisp sunny hay. Though the rose brings some pulp to the texture, and the end result is quite rich, I would call this a sinewy perfume rather than a jammy one. The coffee and sandalwood lend a bitterness I associated with toasted wood or spent coffee grounds – nothing gourmand about those notes at all. Everything here seems to pull in the same direction, and the result is a harmonious study in late-August copper, coffee, and burnt sienna colours.

I admire it and think it’s one of the most interesting fragrances I’ve smelled this year. However, I am not rushing out to buy it. For one, I think that two perfumes I already own, namely Afternoon of a Faun (État Libre d/Orange) and Santal Nabataea (Mona di Orio), come close to creating a similar effect – the first a pretty much note for note take on the rose-immortelle theme, the second a mirror of the rich coffee and sandalwood ‘desert-like’ effect I find in Contre-Jour. Even Beloved Woman by Amouage, another one I own and like, has a similarly musky-spicy rose-immortelle thing going on in the drydown. And, to be honest, if I were adding another arid immortelle to my collection, it would probably be Le Mat by Mendittorosa. All to say that my immortelle bases are well and truly covered, and that if you own any of the perfumes I’ve just mentioned, well, then yours probably are too.

The other thing that gives me pause is that sweaty, vegetal opening. I love immortelle for its range of nuances, from syrupy to spicy to hay and fenugreek tea and so on. But that the savoury ‘stock cube’ aspect is something I personally find difficult. It is as much a presence here in Contre-Jour as it is in Patchouli Luxe by Comme des Garcons, where the salt-and-pepper undertones of immortelle are accentuated by white pepper and a fenugreek-soy sauce accord that, while impressive, manages to turn my stomach a bit. However, if you don’t own any good immortelle perfumes, love savoury accords in perfumery, and are interested in the yin and yang balance of the traditionally masculine notes (hay, wood, spice) with more traditionally femme ones (rose, sandalwood), as interpreted by one of the best perfumers working today – Annick Ménardo – then Contre-Jour is probably a worthwhile investment.

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Kashmir by Ormonde Jayne: A Review

12th November 2024

 

Confession: I am not fond of cedar as a note in perfumery.  Perhaps because these days it is so often paired with vetiver and Iso E Super to produce that piercing sucker punch of ‘woody-fresh’ masculines that it has become tainted in my mind, or perhaps because the essential oil itself can be pungent.  I can count on two fingers the cedar-heavy fragrances I love – Feminité du Bois by Serge Lutens and Cèdre Sambac by Hermès – but now, perhaps, I can tentatively add Kashmir as a third.

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Un Bel Amour d’Été by Parfum d’Empire

25th August 2024

 

Un Bel Amour d’Été by Parfum d’Empire has been described – by the perfumer himself – as a suntan oil and flip flops kind of beach scent, while Luca Turin thinks it is a midway point between Jicky and Fracas.  Going out on a limb here, neither of those are particularly accurate.  To the first point, this is no suntan oil bit of fluff.  It is a serious piece of floral perfumery – big, classical, sensuous.  To the second, the dirtiness that Turin identifies as Jicky-esque is more the moist, body odor-ish roundness of cumin than the sharp, herbal (and dare I say masculine) civet that is the secret to the Guerlain.  In truth, Un Bel Amour d’Été comes shockingly close to vintage Songes by Annick Goutal, specifically the eau de parfum version, with a side swipe of the spicy-milky tuberose bread pudding that is Alamut (Lorenzo Villoresi). 

 

But there are key differences.  The first bright, creamy explosion of tuberose and gardenia (for a few minutes, this is clearly a stunning gardenia recreation) is far more savory – saline almost – with a bready nuance that smells like the apricot-jam-slathered sandalwood of Jeux de Peau, a clear departure from the grapier nuances of Songes’ jasmine and ylang notes.  Further differentiating it are a greenish ‘snapped leaf’ note, something that smells like red modelling clay, and a coarse apricot note so resinous it feels like the last, thick dregs of a carton of peach juice that burn your throat as they go down.  The cumin and turmeric notes are also more audaciously spicy. 

 

But in all honesty, it is more like vintage Songes than not.  The opening is as momentously floral, powerful to the point of being pungent, and it is also similarly intensely cuminy.  Both are extremely sensual –  beads of glossy lady-sweat popping out and then drying on the surface of Carmen Miranda’s skin under that Bahia style dress.  Though Un Bel Amour d’Été does finally swap out Songes’ creamy sandalwood for a lactonic (but also strangely dry) vanilla, there is always the overriding impression of a densely savory floral bread pudding soaked in second day lady sweat and wood. 

 

As a Songes devotee, I am bowled over by this, but even I am sensible enough to know that there really is no justification in me owning more than a sample of something that, while not note-for-note derivative, is similar enough to an older model.  Objectively-speaking, however, Un Bel Amour d’Été is more modern, richer, and honestly, probably better constructed than Songes, and it may be an option when my vintage bottle (with real sandalwood) runs out.  I am impressed that there are perfumers like Marc-Antoine Corticchiato who are unafraid to play in waters so crowded by monsters like Fracas and Songes.  It must be like trying to create a spicy floriental just after Coco and Opium came out. 

 

Source of Sample:  I purchased a manufacturer’s sample of Un Bel Amour d’Été from Fragrance & Art in Sweden. 

 

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