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Gris Charnel by BDK Parfums: A Review

8th November 2026

Gris Charnel is a really pleasant, smooth woody tea fragrance with just enough darkness to make it feel cozy and autumnal. Though initially I believed it to be too similar to Remember Me by Jovoy to warrant my attention, I’ve come to see it as far less lactonic/gourmand/yummy than the Jovoy, the lumbar-yardy sandalwood in the basenotes providing a surprisingly gritty chew to the otherwise clear, sweet nuances of the cardamom and black tea accords.

Truth be told, Gris Charnel could also be seen as the gentle daytime precursor to the far more aromatic, but essentially similarly aromatic, plummy-figgy darkness of Thé Noir by Le Labo. I think that what they both have in common – apart from some shared notes – is an incredibly inviting ‘come hither’ air that feels seductive without running into predatory or try-hard territory.

Compared to both the Le Labo and the Jovoy, however, Gris Charnel feels quite designer-ish. The clearly off-the-shelf sandalwood synths (javanol or ebanol) contribute a bit to that impression. But mostly I think it’s because the cardamom note here is presented in its least confrontational guise, meaning less piercingly aromatic, citric, and coffee-ish than in, say, Starlight (XerJoff) or Abu Dhabi (Memo) and more like a cup of chai diluted with a ton of hot milk, or a particularly doughy version of the Swedish cardamom bun. The cardamom is creamily rather than pungently piquant here, in other words, and goes quite a long way to explaining why it’s such a popular fragrance. It’s the Starbucks version of exotic – a frequent player in the seasonal effluvia of Dark Academia-themed Tik Toks.

Mentally, I tend to classify Gris Charnel in the same group with scents like Jo Malone’s Myrrh & Tonka and Dior Addict, meaning things that are both fresh and dark, creamy and piquant, and almost commercially smooth. The distinctiveness of the shape of fig or myrrh or or cardamom or even orange blossom is worn away to such a thin membrane that all you taste is that utterly pleasant, gently spiced creaminess that you’re told by the brand to expect. Donna Karan did this sort of stuff first of course, with Wenge and Chaos and their ilk, but with these long out of production, nobody born in a century beginning with ‘2’ would know that.

I like Gris Charnel a lot, and though I think Liam Grey by Lattafa does a creditable job of knocking it off, once my teenage son had ‘lost’ my bottle of Liam Grey at school (I suspect he traded it for something else), I was happy to replace it with a travel size of the real deal. It’s not a masterpiece by any stretch of the imagination, or even that novel, but it falls into that category of ‘pleasantly meh’ perfumes that are just so enjoyable to wear that I can easily see myself buying another travel size once this one runs out.

Cover Image: Photo by Brandee Taylor on Unsplash

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Rose 31 by Le Labo: A Review

3rd November 2026

I hated Rose 31 for years before trying a bit of the body lotion someone had left behind in an AirBnB in Rome about ten years ago which is when I began to see its merits filtering through the haze of itchy-scratchy aromachemicals that had initially bothered me. I spent years testing it in minute amounts to build up my tolerance to its most objectionable, ill-fitting Iso E Super parts, like a vaccine. You might be reading this and wonder – why bother? Like they tell you with clothes, if it’s not a hell yeah, then it’s a hell no, right?

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Fleur de Peau EDP by Diptyque: A Review

2nd November 2026

I view Fleur de Peau as a modern, stripped-for-parts version of No. 5 Eau Premiere, the sweet lemon-drop foam of the Chanel aldehydes swapped out for something far more vegetal, like a piece of citrus fruit your mother sliced on a chopping board where a celery stalk just met its fate. Though there is tons of iris in this, it is the rooty stuff that smells like proving bread dough and potatoes pulled from cold storage rather than anything that smells like an actual flower. It is momentarily sweet as the first bubble hits the nose, but then progressively saline.

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Regrets, I have a few: Une Voix Noire by Serge Lutens

8th October 2026

Not sure what possessed me to buy Une Voix Noire – blind and at enormous cost direct from Paris during a period of my life where I wasn’t earning any income at all – given that I hate the bleu cheese pong of gardenia and can’t conceive of a scenario where a strawberry note wouldn’t ruin a perfume. Maybe I bought it expecting it to change my mind about both gardenia and strawberry. But I think it’s more likely I was sucked in by all that sexy Billie-Holiday-in-a-smoky-bar lore. I know myself.

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Chambre Noire by Olfactive Studio: A Review

28th September 2026

Chambre Noire falls into the category of perfumes that most people, including myself, find a bit meh on the creativity or construction front but are nonetheless so enjoyable to wear that I have decided they deserve a place in my collection, reviews be damned. I just love wearing this perfume. Chambre Noire reaches absolutely no new heights, but its low-level hum of almost-greatness gives me something to turn over and look at every time I wear it.

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Regrets, I have a few: Madagascar Le Baume Vanille by Parfum d’Empire

27th September 2026

I bought this blind last December partially because I trust Marc-Antoine Corticchiato as much as my own mother, partially because I’d heard the comparisons to my beloved but by now unobtanium Vanille (by Mona di Orio), and partially because I was about to move to Iran, one of the driest countries in the world, and felt that I’d find the scent of booze comforting and nostalgic. I regret everything.

Madagascar Le Baume Vanille reminds me of Havana Vanille by L’Artisan Parfumeur, which promised me a booze-soaked bread pudding and delivered an experience akin to inhaling the fumes of a sour rag soaked with whiskey-flavoured E numbers. But worse, in Madagascar Le Baume Vanille, there is a strong and unpleasant aroma of melting plastic, like having left a plastic spoon on a gas burner or a power surge burning through the wiring behind a computer server.

This accord persists like a malign spirit, inducing a mild sense of unease in me. Something about it just smells wrong. It could be black pepper or toasted tobacco leaf or burnt banana peel, I don’t know, but it doesn’t present as organic to my nose, which is what makes it disturbing. It kind of smells like the metallic, sour-rich smell of booze sweat seeping through your pores the morning after a night of heavy drinking. Turns out that’s not something I miss much in Iran. Nothing cute about the scent of your liver working overtime.  

Eventually it dries down to a familiar chord used in perfumes that try to capture the woody-spicy-pungent tones of a vanilla pod, by which I mean that raisin-tobacco-cacao axis, which smells really good in and of itself, because how could it not, yet is nothing new under the sun, especially if you own stuff like Vanille Havane (by Les Indemodables), Écrin Fumée (Serge Lutens) or Tobacco Vanille (Tom Ford) and so on and so forth. If there is a mirage of vanilla pod being summoned here, it’s lost on me and my peasant nose. So, not only did I buy a perfume that doesn’t fill a gap in my collection, but I also bought one whose burning latex topnotes make it a trial to wear in the first hour or two. Absolute genius, Claire.

Cover Image: Photo by Compagnons on Unsplash

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Regrets, I have a few: Sacrebleu by Nicolai Parfumeur Createur

24th September 2026

I own this solely because of the description in the Guide – raspberry something something, the bluish glow of lights beneath a train something something L’Heure Bleue. I thought it would devastate me. I wanted to be wrung out by this perfume.

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Regrets, I have a few: Báinín by Cloon Keen Atelier

23rd September 2026

As I wade through my over-stuffed collection, several fragrances are immediate candidates for the chopping block. And because it is perhaps the most recent example, Báinín by Cloon Keen Atelier is the first to jump to mind.

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10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como: A Review

19th September 2026

My particular type of crazy is that not only do I buy fragrances for a fantasy self that lives in a parallel universe but also in honour of a past self that actually existed, in some sort of weird attempt to capture, if not my youth, then a positive memory of who I was – always slightly improved, of course – in that timeline. A case in point is 10 Corso Como by 10 Corso Como, which I bought to remind myself of the thinner and more confident Claire who lived in a city near Milan between 1997-1998 and was always hanging around the 10 Corso Como store and fashion outlets at the weekends.

I didn’t have much back then, but man did I have swagger. Apart from the Armani suit I picked up for 80,000 Lira (€80 in today’s money) and was slim enough to fit into exactly twice, the purchase I was most proud of was a squat glass frog I bought on sale from 10 Corso Como because it had a chip in the base. I suppose that, technically, it was a paperweight, but with no papers in my bare little room in a Bergamo garret (I may be exaggerating a little), it functioned purely as an objet d’art that elevated my existence by winking at me from my pile of books that also functioned as my bedside table.

Jesus, sorry, this review is beginning to sound like those stories on recipe blogs you’re forced to wade through to get to the recipe you Googled just to get the cooking time on a bone-in pork shoulder.

Anyway. 10 Corso Como smells like the 1990s to me, a sleek mishmash of wood, spices, vetiver, rose, and incense that smells like what you’d imagine a Calvin Klein model, a glossy magazine, or a concept hotel smelling like – minimalist, sort of clean-spicy, sweetish, and lots of air and space between the molecules.

I get a lot of that pickled lumbar that passed for sandalwood back then, making me think of a proto-Santal 33, a peppery-fizzy incense that feels less liturgical than it does sherbetty, and enough grassy sourness from the vetiver to hint at the exotic wood they were just beginning to market as ‘oud’. It smells grey and chic, like a finely cut bolt of mulberry silk. There is some relation to Black Cashmere, Wenge, Chaos and its ilk by Donna Karan, as well as to the pale, watery spiced rose of both Marni and Costes. Years later, Black by Puredistance would pick up pretty much the same thread.

In other words, pleasant but not unique, and certainly nothing so groundbreaking that I’d miss were it to go. I’m probably stuck with it, though, because my bottle came with a faulty sprayer, which means that applying it has become like accompanying an elderly male relative to the restroom and never knowing when the dribble will become a spurt.

Cover Image: Photo by Anastasia Eremina on Unsplash

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Fêtes Persanes by Parfums MDCI: A Review

16th September 2026

Having chosen a career path that sees me moving country every four years or so, it is no longer feasible for me to own a large collection of fragrances. So, in advance of my next move, I’m on a mission to evaluate the perfumes in my collection to understand if they are essential or if I can let them go. I guess I’m finally getting around to fulfilling the premise of the ‘take one thing off’ in the blog’s name. Next up is Fêtes Persanes.

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